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Thursday, December 15, 2005
Harro werld!
JCD, in his infinite wisdom granted me the power to post on his blog! Expect very few posts, and any of the things I do post not to be funny! I am a valuable asset to the team!
Crappy picture of me using the South Park Character Maker
Granted, you do wear glasses, have crappy hair, messy clothing and stubble that will never grow into anything. But that picture generator failed to capture that look you usually have of wishing you were dead, that sort of je ne se quios that makes people pity your very existence.
In short, that picture looks like a human, while you look more like the walking dead (or at least, the walking living that wishes it were dead!)
Oh, and you forgot the stink lines. Most important part.
I figured the dejected eyes and the sad mouth would show that aspect of me. you know, the wish-I-were-dead come hither stare. With the stuble I was trying to do something else entirely. I have dark facial hair and light light skin so even at 10 in the morning I have a 5 o'clock shadow; at 5 o'clock I have a 5 o'clock shadow; at 2 in the morning the next day I have a 5 o'clock shadow. I should just stop shaving altogether.
I figured you were going for the straggly look your hair usually has. And I will warrant, you didn't have many options for eyes with the character builder; you did the best you could.
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That pictures looks almost entirely unlike you.
Granted, you do wear glasses, have crappy hair, messy clothing and stubble that will never grow into anything. But that picture generator failed to capture that look you usually have of wishing you were dead, that sort of je ne se quios that makes people pity your very existence.
In short, that picture looks like a human, while you look more like the walking dead (or at least, the walking living that wishes it were dead!)
Oh, and you forgot the stink lines. Most important part.
I figured the dejected eyes and the sad mouth would show that aspect of me. you know, the wish-I-were-dead come hither stare. With the stuble I was trying to do something else entirely. I have dark facial hair and light light skin so even at 10 in the morning I have a 5 o'clock shadow; at 5 o'clock I have a 5 o'clock shadow; at 2 in the morning the next day I have a 5 o'clock shadow. I should just stop shaving altogether.
I figured you were going for the straggly look your hair usually has. And I will warrant, you didn't have many options for eyes with the character builder; you did the best you could.
Did you get that thing I sent you?
unless you sent something from EnLArgEYoRManHooD@r34logjk23.com, no.
I truly am a wizard of technical wizardry, am I not?!
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