Saturday, March 20, 2010

Useless merchandise for the day!


Ever been out and about using your iphone and thought "huh, this thing is too small and convenient. I sure wish it weighed more and was less convenient!"

Well behold, the wooden iphone case! Features include:
  • No protection against drops (in fact, the case will likely split, as wood is wont to do)!
  • 17% increased (improved?!?!) weight!
  • Increased dimensions (7% taller, 17% wider, and 46% deeper)!
  • Unimportant functions (like the volume buttons and the "silent mode" button) "covered up" for simplicity!
  • Best of all, the non-routed top edge gives it an awkward, "cigarette pack" aesthetic that all of your friends are sure to hate!
All this can be yours for the low low price of $28.99. Cheap!

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